Pineapple doesn’t work on pizza for the same reasons that kiwi doesn’t work. It’s too watery and the acid curdles the cheese.
If you defend pineapple on pizza then you have to defend kiwi and oranges and so on.
If you subjectively like something then that’s fine obviously. But I will die on the hill that pineapple (and kiwi) is objectively a terrible pizza topping.
iCarly is objectively a terrible TV show for an adult to like. It’s poorly written and poorly acted. The creator has been cancelled. But I subjectively like it anyway. Nothing wrong with that.
Smorgasbord324
Pineapple eater here, and this is obscene. The enemy of my enemy is my friend
Ok-Tank5312
I’ll defend pickles hell I’ll even defend pineapples but kiwis? Kiwis are stretching it
XTanuki
I consider myself open minded, but this is f’d up. If it’s your thing, go for it I guess. Is this how anti-pineapple folks look at us pineapple enjoyers‽‽‽
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Pineapple doesn’t work on pizza for the same reasons that kiwi doesn’t work. It’s too watery and the acid curdles the cheese.
If you defend pineapple on pizza then you have to defend kiwi and oranges and so on.
If you subjectively like something then that’s fine obviously. But I will die on the hill that pineapple (and kiwi) is objectively a terrible pizza topping.
iCarly is objectively a terrible TV show for an adult to like. It’s poorly written and poorly acted. The creator has been cancelled. But I subjectively like it anyway. Nothing wrong with that.
Pineapple eater here, and this is obscene. The enemy of my enemy is my friend
I’ll defend pickles hell I’ll even defend pineapples but kiwis? Kiwis are stretching it
I consider myself open minded, but this is f’d up. If it’s your thing, go for it I guess. Is this how anti-pineapple folks look at us pineapple enjoyers‽‽‽
It looks like it caught monkey pox.
These sick bastards out here, man.